Real Florida Man headlines: Naked
Warm weather, a lot of public space and a legal system that documents everything means a remarkable share of Florida Man headlines involve someone wearing nothing at all - usually somewhere they should not be, often doing something that would have been strange fully clothed. The stories here are the ones our review lets through: no victims, no minors, just poor decisions and a police report.
31 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man arrested wearing G-string, sneakers in Target parking lot
- Florida man dressed in G-string and sneakers arrested after allegedly masturbating in Target parking lot
- Naked Florida man found trespassing in private pool bites deputy after arrest, sheriff says
- Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tasers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another
- Florida Man Found Naked in Chicken Coop After Crashing Car, Evading Police
- Florida man accused of refusing to pay for chicken wings, exposing himself in restaurant
- Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt
- Florida Man Does ‘Strange Dance,' Strips in McDonald's: Deputies
- Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
- Florida man accused of playing basketball in the nude
- Naked Florida man discovered eating ramen in restaurant, as police searched for a different burglar that ate chicken wings.
- Florida woman, 73, scares off naked intruder who was 'gyrating in a lewd manner' by taking out her dentures and yelling 'Grandma no teeth!'
- Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
- Florida man broke into a car dealership, video shows. He ended up with his pants down
- FCSO: Naked Florida man tries to start fight club at Chick-Fil-A
- Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
- Plants, But No Pants: Florida Man Gardens in the Nude
- Florida man — reportedly drunk, high and naked — starts house fire trying to bake cookies on George Foreman grill
- Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
- Florida man arrested for exposing himself at a restaurant table
- Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
- Shirtless Florida man rides motorcycle down highway while lying on his back (Video)
- Naked Florida man found riffling through stranger's home, police say
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
- Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
- Florida man tasered after walking naked around neighborhood
- Florida man running from police finally stopped by fallen pants
- Police: Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil
- Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish'
- Florida man rips urinal off bathroom wall, runs naked out of restaurant into woods
- Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.
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