Real Florida Man headlines: Naked
Warm weather, a lot of public space and a legal system that documents everything means a remarkable share of Florida Man headlines involve someone wearing nothing at all - usually somewhere they should not be, often doing something that would have been strange fully clothed. The stories here are the ones our review lets through: no victims, no minors, just poor decisions and a police report.
110 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida Man Without Clothes Found Near School Said He Was Part Of an Art Exhibit
- Florida Man Hides Under Shed With Handcuff Key in Just Underwear
- Florida man caught on surveillance at the park’s nature trail removing all his clothes
- Naked Florida man found trespassing in private pool bites deputy after arrest, sheriff says
- Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants
- Florida man arrested after driving recklessly and leaving his truck to dance on U.S. 1 wearing only a construction hard hat
- Florida Man in Only His Underwear Destroys Merchandise Kiosk at Walt Disney World
- Florida man gets naked in Lyft after getting "a feeling"
- Florida man, 73, defends alleged naked stroll through park during arrest: 'There are nude beaches in Florida'
- Florida Man Dressed as Banana Peels Away from Cops During Public Urination Arrest
- Florida Man barges into a house during dinner wearing only a bathing suit thinks he’s a ghost.
- Florida Man Arrested for ‘Dancing Nude’ in Median
- Naked, greased-up Florida Man accused of breaking into 2 homes, jumping in pool
- Beachgoers report unexpected encounters with fat, naked Florida man
- Naked Florida man arrested after refusing to leave residence
- Elderly Florida Man Slapped By Nude Florida Man Swimmer At A Delray Beach Park
- Florida Man decorates yard w/ ‘anatomically correct’ reindeer
- Florida Man finds hot springs closed by hurricane, strips to his underwear and soaks in a stream
- Florida Man Dressed In Boxers And Socks Arrested After Locking Himself Into Little Caesars He Burglarized
- Naked Florida Man crawls through Taco Bell drive-thru window.
- Naked Florida man climbs onto big rig, throws highway into chaos
- Nude Florida woman arrested for burning bush at Florida intersection
- Naked Florida Woman charged after setting bushes on fire for ‘celebration’, police say
- Competency evaluation filed for Florida woman who ran naked through Aldi parking lot
- Naked Florida Man wanted for stealing an American flag.
- Florida Man streaks naked across fairway during Valspar Championship game in Palm Harbor
- Naked Florida Man caught on video stealing American flag
- Florida Man climbs through window and sits naked in a bathtub. Detained at gunpoint by the homeowner.
- Naked Florida man steals pickup truck from dealership, leads authorities on pursuit, police say
- Florida man stands naked in his driveway, throws rocks at passing cars, deputies say
- Florida Man is frequently naked when Uber Eats drivers arrive, complaints say
- Naked woman found swimming in Florida man’s pool
- Naked Florida man arrested after wandering into his neighbor's yard and jumping on their trampoline
- Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed police car
- Florida Man, wandering around a hotel naked, tells police he’s Batman. He’s not named Bruce Wayne either....
- Florida man gets naked to escape DeLand store; ribeyes fall out of his pants
- Florida Man flees cops so fast, some of his clothes come off. So police identify him with DNA from his sock.
- Florida Man play shirts vs. skins soccer during a pandemic
- Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tasers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another
- Nude Florida man, breaks into warehouse and takes a shower
- Florida man goes on a crime spree, found naked in a chicken coop in New York
- Florida man wears thong while making art from garbage
- Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property
- Naked Florida man breaks into Little League concession stand, causes $5,000 in damage while stealing $250 in cash and a package of hot dogs
- Naked Florida woman takes on 6 lanes of I-95
- Three naked Florida Woman lead troopers on wild chase through Pasco County
- Police Find Naked Florida Woman Screaming in her Car
- Florida Man Found Naked in Chicken Coop After Crashing Car, Evading Police
- Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt
- Florida Man Does ‘Strange Dance,' Strips in McDonald's: Deputies
- Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
- Florida man accused of playing basketball in the nude
- Naked Florida man discovered eating ramen in restaurant, as police searched for a different burglar that ate chicken wings.
- Florida woman, 73, scares off naked intruder who was 'gyrating in a lewd manner' by taking out her dentures and yelling 'Grandma no teeth!'
- Florida man dressed as a naked Santa just went shopping at a drug store in South Beach
- Florida Man plays bongos naked, carries gator around store, takes monkey along for car theft and does lots of other weird stuff in 2018.
- Shirtless Florida man hangs out by dumpsters and recites Shakespeare
- Naked Florida man on bicycle stuns Miami commuters in I-95 traffic
- Florida woman pops out teeth to scare off nude man on back porch
- Shirtless Florida man is back to take on Hurricane Florence after GoFundMe pays for it
- Shirtless Florida Man takes on Hurricane Florence with American flag in hand
- Florida man commutes on I-95 in his undies while smoking pot
- Florida man breaks into home, gets naked, cooks spaghetti.
- Florida man breaks into house naked, then is scared away when the woman screams at him.
- Florida Man breaks into a 70 year old woman's house, cooks spaghetti, and hangs around naked.
- NAKED FLORIDA MAN PUNCHING CARS IN PUBLIX PARKING LOT 'ONLY HAD ONE BEER'
- Florida Man lives the Florida Man dream, riding the airport baggage carousel naked while yelling at police, "we've got to get out of here!"
- Florida woman doesn't wear pants
- Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
- Florida man broke into a car dealership, video shows. He ended up with his pants down
- FCSO: Naked Florida man tries to start fight club at Chick-Fil-A
- Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
- Plants, But No Pants: Florida Man Gardens in the Nude
- Florida man — reportedly drunk, high and naked — starts house fire trying to bake cookies on George Foreman grill
- Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
- Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
- Shirtless Florida man rides motorcycle down highway while lying on his back (Video)
- Naked Florida man found riffling through stranger's home, police say
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
- Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
- Florida man tasered after walking naked around neighborhood
- Florida man running from police finally stopped by fallen pants
- Police: Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil
- Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish'
- Florida man rips urinal off bathroom wall, runs naked out of restaurant into woods
- Florida Man gets Naked at a Lowe's, Claims to be Jesus Christ
- Florida Man runs through woman's home naked and tries on her clothing
- Florida man “was running through the neighborhood naked.”
- Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes
- Florida man gets “Ryan Reynolds” tattooed on his butt in Comic Sans
- Naked Homeless Florida Man Found in Storage Shed Behind Children's World Daycare, Says He Lives There
- Florida Man Found Naked In Van With Fire Extinguisher
- Police: Naked Florida Man breaks into house for sesame seeds
- Florida Man gets naked on bridge during storm, claims to be God, wrestles some cops
- Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.
- Pantsless Florida Man steals luggage cart at airport, warns spectators "Don't do crystal meth"
- Naked Florida Man breaks into home with pants on arms
- Belching shirtless Florida woman says deputy is ‘sexiest thing’
- Naked Florida woman gets on lake's fountain on Thanksgiving morning
- Charges unlikely for naked Florida man found in stranger's bed
- Naked Florida Man jumps fence at Miami airport. He says he's homesick for Cuba.
- Naked Florida man tops 110 mph with 3 female passengers
- Nude Florida Man “Kinda Wanted to Be Tased”
- Naked florida man currently riding raised railroad drawbridge
- Florida Man carjacks... Naked.
- Florida Woman sat outside of Dunkin' Donuts naked for a dare
- Naked Florida Man Jumps On Patrol Car, Breaks Off Windshield Wiper, Screams "I'm Famous; Look What I Did"
- Laughing Florida Man crashes car, strips naked, screams at people and tries to unscrew a lightbulb
- Pantsless Florida Man hitches ride on the back of ambulance.
- Burglars run from naked Florida Man armed with shovel
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