Real Florida Man headlines: Boats and water
With 1,350 miles of coastline and more registered boats than any other state, Florida's water stories are inevitable: jet skis in the wrong places, boats stolen and then crashed, and rescues that started as a good idea on a Saturday afternoon.
64 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man kayaks down flooded roadway
- In 2026, a Florida man went lobster diving and spotted a torpedo-shaped object; the Navy later detonated
- Florida Man Crashes SUV Into Cape Cod Ocean, Then Tries to Break Into a Yacht Club
- Florida man has been cited 20 times for living on derelict boats, which have cost the state about $370,000 to remove from the water
- Florida man boat captain accused of selling kilos of cocaine found at sea
- Florida Man Turns an Umbrella Into a Makeshift Sailboat
- Florida man who is a deputy tried to sneak 60 MDMA pills onto cruise ship in Skittles bags: officials
- Florida Man Arrested for ‘Unlawfully’ Boarding Younger Fisherman’s Boat After Video of Heated Confrontation Goes Viral
- Florida Man fails boating sobriety test and is jailed...while entirely sober and not on drugs
- Florida Man Breaks Into Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht, Starts Throwing Stuff in the Water
- Florida Man and his dog rescued by US Coast Guard after sailboat sinks 25 miles from land in Gulf after it started to take on waters from hurricane Helene
- Florida man refuses to evacuate boat in Tampa Bay despite warnings of savage storm in Hurricane Milton
- Florida man passes out drunk at helm of boat as it speeds toward public beach full of people swimming
- Florida man allegedly stole boat to return to Cuba, said ‘he disliked living in the U.S.’
- 71-year-old Florida Man rode out Hurricane Ian on his sailboat: 'It was evil'
- Missing Florida Man tried to ride Jet Ski to Bahamas despite ongoing hurricane
- Florida man stole $2.6 million in COVID relief, used it to buy boat, engagement ring: DOJ
- Florida man bought homes, boat, engagement ring with $2.6M PPP loan fraud scheme, DOJ says
- Florida man sells pizzas from his boat, says 'Damn, I'm onto something'
- Florida Man Fails To Outswim Deputies After Botched Boat Theft
- Federal agents stumble upon Florida man standing atop sinking plane
- Florida man boater arrested for DUI after he sprayed officers with saltwater in Key Largo
- Florida Man, a veteran detective, charged with misdemeanor theft for stealing spiny lobsters from a boat he had pulled over
- Florida man washes ashore after trying to ‘walk’ to New York in bubble device
- Florida man finds nearly 70 lbs. of cocaine floating off Florida Keys
- Florida Man uses Hurricane Sally debris to build giant pirate ship
- Manatee poke lands Florida Man boat captain in federal court
- Florida man rescued clinging to hull of his capsized boat 86 miles offshore
- Florida Man Leads Federal, Local Authorities on Jet Ski Chase in Miami
- Florida Man reportedly used $2 million in virus aid to buy boat
- Florida man stuck on cruise ship for 8 weeks
- Florida Man Stole, Crashed, and Abandoned a $1M Yacht
- Florida Man finds tribe of valuable treasures from 1715 shipwreck
- Florida Man Runs to Bermuda in a Giant Bubble
- Florida Man Rescues Jetski Rider Hit By Fishing Boat. He did it by quickly jumping off a yacht onto his own Jetski.
- Florida Man plans to stalk newly reopened beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
- Florida Man Who Tried to 'Run' to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again
- Florida Man boat owner wanted to sail away on retirement. Then came the lightning.
- Florida man leads police on low-speed chase in canoe
- Florida man buys boat, grounds it near major highway, can’t afford to move it because of nine kids to support so he buys another boat
- Florida man drives Ferrari into Palm Beach Inlet
- Florida Man Arrested for Taking Girlfriend Out to Dinner on Boat That Isn't His; Doing $1000 Worth of Damage to Toilet
- Florida Man spotted riding jet ski on Florida road... yes, road
- Florida man steals and crashes $61,000 boat belonging to dentist who shot Cecil The Lion
- No water, no problem for Florida man who converted Sea-Doo into street-legal motorbike
- Florida man drives jet ski on the street
- Florida man rides Sea-Doo on highway (Video)
- Sheriff: Florida man on house arrest rescued after stealing boat and running aground
- Florida man rescued in lake after taking Molly and stealing swan boat
- Florida Man charged with hit-and-run - on a sailboat
- Cunning Florida man paddles surfboard into Atlantic Ocean in bid to escape deputies
- Florida man steals swan boat and then needs police to rescue him from the middle of a lake in Orlando
- Florida man catches kilo of cocaine while fishing off Miami Shore
- Florida Man forced to pay Coast Guard $1 million for search efforts after faking his own disappearance
- Florida Man steals yacht when captain isn't looking, causes millions in damage, swims away. Still at large.
- Florida man has "one too many Long Island Iced Teas" and crashes 72' $500,000 yacht into shore. Abandons yacht.
- Florida man tries to steal docked boat, but forgets to untie it as he tries to drive it away
- Florida man using 'hydropod' attempting to reach Bermuda rescued at sea by US Coast Guard
- Florida man known as "Captain Bubble" embarking on 3,500 mile ocean voyage in plastic bubble
- Florida Man City Mayor plans raft trip from Cuba to US and claims "it's not about the publicity."
- Turns out faking your disappearance at sea is illegal. Take it from this Florida man facing charges
- Florida Man goes fishing, catches 50 pounds of cocaine
- Florida man in human-powered inflatable bubble trying to run from FL to Bermuda is rescued by U.S. Coast Guard.
- Florida man in bubble saved by coast guard
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