Real Florida Man headlines: Alcohol
The one category where the headline usually explains itself. Florida's bars, boats, golf carts and drive-throughs produce a reliable stream of stories in which a decision that seemed reasonable at 2 a.m. is described in careful detail by a sheriff's office at 9 a.m.
34 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
- Drunk Florida man arrested at Olive Garden after eating handfuls of spaghetti
- 'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
- Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawnmower Into Police Cruiser: Cops
- Drunk Florida man arrested at Olive Garden after eating spaghetti with his hands
- Drunken Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, yelling outside Olive Garden
- Florida man in Spider-Man mask steals bottles from liquor store, deputies say
- Charge dropped against Florida man who made beer run with live gator
- How Journey’s undying ‘Don’t Stop Believin’‘ figured in a Florida man’s DUI arrest
- Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs
- Florida brewery sells beer named after the notorious Florida Man
- Florida man — reportedly drunk, high and naked — starts house fire trying to bake cookies on George Foreman grill
- Reports: Drunk Florida Man Making Cookies Unaware He Started Fire Until First Responders Arrived
- WATCH: Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
- Florida man says he wasn't drinking while driving -- only at stop lights and stop signs
- Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
- Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
- Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving, Only at Stop Signs
- Florida man tells deputies he drank at stop signs, signals only
- Florida man takes live gator on beer run
- Deputy: Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop
- Florida man chugged a beer after being pulled over
- Florida man breaks into home, steals alcohol, falls asleep on couch
- Drunk Florida man yells 'come and get me' to deputies, is arrested
- Florida man does cartwheel for cops during field sobriety test
- WATCH: Florida man does cartwheel during sobriety test
- Florida Man Calls 911 To Report Himself Drunk Driving
- Florida man gets DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell
- Florida Man Who Confused Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell and Ordered Burrito Is Arrested on Suspicion of DUI: Sheriff
- Sheriff: Florida man arrested for DUI had blood alcohol of .316
- Florida man charged with DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell
- Cops: Florida man assaults gas station cashier with hot dogs after being refused beer sale
- Florida Man armed with a live alligator chases people all over a convenience store, screaming: "Y'all ain't out of beer, are ya?".
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