Real Florida Man headlines: Alcohol
The one category where the headline usually explains itself. Florida's bars, boats, golf carts and drive-throughs produce a reliable stream of stories in which a decision that seemed reasonable at 2 a.m. is described in careful detail by a sheriff's office at 9 a.m.
253 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man accused of DUI, breaking 'super speeder' law at 107 mph
- Florida man found with 34 open White Claw cans on passenger seat during traffic stop, FHP says
- Florida Man Arrested for DUI Fails to Even Tie Shoes During Sobriety Test
- WATCH: Florida man caught driving 135 mph with open bottle of tequila in car, officers say
- Central Florida Man Arrested for DUI Just Months after DUI Arrest
- Florida Man Found Passed Out Behind Wheel With .377 Bac, Nearly Five Times Legal Limit
- Deputies Break Car Window After Finding Florida Man Slumped Over — His BAC Later Hits .377
- Florida man found asleep behind wheel next to beer cans arrested with BAC 5x legal limit: deputies
- Florida man accused of DUI, driving 101 mph in 50 mph zone: PCSO
- Florida Man Told To Take 9 Steps, Takes 25 and Can’t Remember His ABC's Before DUI Arrest
- Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Into Canal
- Florida Man and Woman Arrested After Firing Guns While Drinking
- Tiger Florida Man Woods takes plea deal for reckless driving in DUI case, loses driver's license for five years
- Florida woman, perhaps celebrating new Rolls Royce ,arrested for DUI
- 2 Florida woman school principals arrested for DUI in same vehicle
- Florida woman "drunker than Cooter Brown" accused of driving onto golf course while intoxicated
- ‘A menace to society’: Prosecutors seek ‘substantial’ sentence for Florida man convicted of 8th DUI
- Florida man found with 34 open White Claw cans during DUI stop
- Florida woman found asleep in Tesla with autopilot on, arrested for DUI on I-75
- Florida woman arrested with 21 open bottles of Fireball whiskey after crash on golf course
- Florida Man caught with 61 gallons of moonshine in Alabama.
- "This Here Is My Rum I’m Drinking": Florida Man With Gets Stopped 4 Months After Last DUI Arrest
- Drunk Florida Woman who was upset her neighbor was parking near her yard is arrested after TP'ing her neighbor's car while wearing a hot dog costume
- Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants
- Florida Man who happens to be an FHP trooper drinks and drives and causes a wreck, but charges were dropped
- Florida Man fails boating sobriety test and is jailed...while entirely sober and not on drugs
- Florida man Sheriff's Office Major arrested for DUI while driving his cruiser
- Florida Man arrested after a struggle ensues with his ‘Bible thumper’ wife who poured out his rum at 2am
- Florida Man in viral Ravens-Commanders video was on ‘bender,' attorney says
- Florida Man Parked His Car In The Highway Turn Lane And Then Passed Out After Drinking 25 Beers
- Disoriented Florida Man under the influence tries to swim back to the US from Canada
- Nick Hogan, son of iconic Florida man Hulk Hogan, arrested for DUI in Clearwater, police say
- Florida man, Florida woman used semis and forklifts to steal $1.6 million in liquor but destroyed $30,000 worth of booze in the process
- Florida Man Reclines, Drinks Beer in Hurricane Idalia Floodwaters
- Florida man arrested on DUI charges after crashing semitruck full of frozen food on Florida road, FHP says
- Drunk Florida woman speeds down beach, nearly hits several families, ends up in the water: Deputies
- Florida woman allegedly drives drunk onto beach, narrowly misses families
- Florida Man Drinking “Florida Man” Beer Arrested, says officer John Oliver
- Florida man arrested for DUI wearing 'I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone' t-shirt
- Florida woman Villager jailed after seventh DUI arrest hopes to win freedom Monday
- Florida man passes out drunk at helm of boat as it speeds toward public beach full of people swimming
- Florida man charged with aggravated DWI after being clocked at 171 mph on motorcycle in NH
- Monroe County Florida man deputy found asleep at wheel, arrested for DUI, authorities say
- Florida man arrested for DUI after being found with a bottle of vodka hidden in his pants following a crash
- Florida Man gets drunk, causes chaos after breaking into Naples Police Department
- DUI on a bicycle? Florida man was pedaling while intoxicated, police say
- Watch: Florida Man Fell Asleep While Drinking Beer, Patron During Standoff With Deputies
- Florida man cracks open up a beer while cops are investigating him for DUI
- Florida Man, former Florida Panthers coach, arrested for DUI after running 2 stop signs in his golf cart
- Florida Man charged with DUI after crashing into tree at Sheriff's Office
- Florida Man Gets DUI On His Bicycle Attempting To Flee From Deputies
- Florida man opens first dog waterpark and full liquor bar in Grand Central
- Florida Man who failed to steal from liquor store twice tries a 3rd time and slides $55 bottle of tequila down his sweatpants and limps his way out of the store
- 81 y/o Florida Woman arrested for fighting restaurant workers and police while drunk.
- Drunk Florida Man Steals Over $800 In Products From CVS, Arrested In The Parking Lot Pacing
- When a Florida man left a bar, he walked past a sheriff's office patrol vehicle and "decided he'd like to set it on fire"
- Publix stores now offer Florida man beer and wine while he shops
- Florida man gets drunk, attempts to set tents on fire
- Florida Woman With Four DUIs And No License, Arrested For Two DUI Crashes In One Day
- Florida Woman allegedly stole over $1,100 in liquor from Publix
- Florida woman perform ballet, folk dance during sobriety test – Action News Jax
- Honest Florida Man accused of DUI says ‘not gonna lie to you, I’m drunk’
- Alcohol made up a third of Florida man's blood volume
- Florida Man arrested after stealing and drinking vodka at Walmart
- Florida Man Smashes Into Deputies Patrol Car Drunk
- Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 Because "Girlfriend Wished To Eat Sour Patch Kids"
- Florida man arrested on DUI charge after driving scooter into Walmart shelves
- Florida man crashes Walmart scooter into shelves, arrested for drunk driving after vodka found in basket
- Florida man involved in bar fight, found with 4 grams of Fentanyl in Fort Walton Beach
- Florida Woman Was "Late For The Party" After Failed Grab And Go At The Liquor Store
- Florida Man police officer arrested for DUI while at work and driving his patrol car
- Florida woman sheriff's deputy fired after drunk driving arrest
- Lovelorn Florida Woman enters plea in intoxicated outburst in The Villages
- 9-Year-Old Boy Rats Florida Woman Out For Drunk Driving After She Claims She's Sober: "Mom, You Can't Lie To The Police"
- Tampa area Florida man behind the wheel of a driving school’s car was twice the DUI limit, FHP says
- Florida Woman to lose license after pee break during golf cart ride home from town square
- Florida Woman's child tells police her mother is drunk before DUI Arrest
- Florida Man burns landmark after bar misadventures--Bartender's tip leads to arrest in Key West buoy burning
- Drunken Florida woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say
- Florida man pilot tries to fly a JetBlue plane drunk, gets yanked out of cockpit right before takeoff
- Drunk Florida man winds up arrested over bacon
- "Call My Grandma" Drunk Florida Man Taken By Police From Tampa International Airport
- Florida Man claims to be Mick Jagger, picks fights at restaurant, vomits in police car.
- Wanted Florida man caught after passing out drunk in McDonald’s drive-thru, deputies say
- Lakeland Florida man arrested for his 5th DUI, deputies say
- Florida Man With Half Gallon Of Captain Morgan And Swords Sets Fire In Road, Floods Police Station
- Sword wielding Florida man sets sail with Capt. Morgan, sets a fire and then causes "rain" in his jail cell!
- 19-year-old Florida woman drank 'High Noon' before rear-ending trooper in Tampa
- Drunk Florida Man Who Is A Cop Drives In His Ford Explorer & Flips It Into A Ditch. Tells Arresting Officers 'Someone Else Was Driving'.
- Drunk Florida Man Is Given A Place To Stay For The Night. Pees All Over Good Samaritan's Bedroom & Gets Into A Fight With Him, Then Gets Arrested.
- Florida Woman nurse gets drunk, crashes car into Rehab Center
- Florida Woman Found Slapping Herself In The Face At Car Dealership Parking Lot Is Charged With A DUI
- Drunk, but not naked Florida Woman arrested after driving golf cart at 25 mph on Florida Turnpike
- Florida Man Falls Asleep In Wendy’s Drive-Thru After Three Rum and Cokes
- Florida man boater arrested for DUI after he sprayed officers with saltwater in Key Largo
- Florida man arrested on DUI charge after getting lost on golf cart in The Villages
- Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar
- Florida Man drives semi truck the wrong way through a Burger King drive-thru, tells officers he had been drinking Listerine
- Florida man and WWE star Jimmy Uso arrested for a DUI in Florida.
- Florida Man opens bar where you get a free shot served in a bong - if your name is Don, Dawn, or Donna
- Florida Woman Named Booze Arrested For Drunk Driving After Crashing Into Taco Bell Sign
- Florida Woman "keeps getting drinks thrown in her face" at Florida bar
- Jacksonville Florida man officer charged with DUI in marked police cruiser
- Florida man, Lawrence Florida, goes on burglary spree. Throws all the White Claws in retention pond.
- Florida woman 'designated driver' hits parked cars, charged with DUI after empty bourbon bottle found in car
- Florida Man arrested for giving botox injections without a license while drinking Four Lokos.
- Florida Man operated unlicensed Botox clinic while pounding 4 Lokos
- Florida man with scuba goggles, suit arrested for Punta Gorda DUI crash
- Florida man deputy found inside stranger’s minivan smelling of alcohol, pacifier in pocket
- Florida Man interrupts boss' televised speech to pour beer in his mouth
- Drunk Florida Man arrested after crashing into ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ sign
- Florida man jailed on DUI charge after vehicle spotted in golf cart lane
- Florida Man's DUI arrest is his sixth, but first one on a lawn mower
- Florida woman plows minivan into Publix liquor store
- Florida Man blows a .339 blood alcohol level and gets a DUI on a golf cart
- Florida Man (Men) ignore social distancing guidelines; state has to force all bars to close again
- Florida man gets his 8th DUI
- Florida Man takes breathalyzer to giant pirate parade. Disovers pirates are too drunk to gauge how drunk they are.
- Florida man jailed on DUI charge after consuming ‘one beer,’ soiling himself.
- Florida Man Drives Truck Into Bar to Get Dr. Pepper
- Florida Man Facing DUI Arrest Offers Deputies Free MMA Classes If They Let Him Go
- Florida Woman caught driving 107 mph with Jello shots in her car
- Florida Man caught stealing beer said he was just exchanging it for cold ones
- Florida man claims only drank at stoplights and not while driving
- Florida Man Got Drunk And Crashed Into Motel 6, Offers Cop $500 To Drive Him Home, Gets Denied So He Raises His Offer To $600; Gets Arrested
- Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
- Florida Man in Walmart shoplifts a bottle of wine, chugs in bathroom, gets arrested
- Florida Woman Has Cops Called Because She Was Drunk Behind The Wheel, Bets Officer 25 Cents She’ll Blow Over Legal Limit, Gets Arrested When She Does
- Florida man tries for new world record by drinking 33 beers in a single evening
- Florida man driving lawn mower charged with DUI after hitting a police car, cops say
- Police: He was drunk. He rode a lawn mower. He hit a cop car. He's a Florida man.
- Florida man says he's 'too fat' for DUI test
- Florida man uses alligator to help him shotgun a budlight
- Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights
- Florida Man converts cement mixer into giant cocktail shaker
- Florida woman moos at a deputy in vodka-fueled rant
- Florida Man tries to dance his way out of a DUI, it doesn't work
- Florida man gets into a drunken fight after receiving a Philly cheesesteak with a sesame seed bun
- Florida Man Takes 5-Foot Alligator on Beer Run
- 'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
- Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawnmower Into Police Cruiser: Cops
- Drunk Florida man arrested at Olive Garden after eating spaghetti with his hands
- Florida man in Spider-Man mask steals bottles from liquor store, deputies say
- Drunk Florida man parks his convertible in random stranger's driveway, goes inside to use bathroom
- Florida Man opens bar in haunted storage room, plans live seances and karaoke
- Logical Florida Man declines breathalyzer, "I'm already going to jail, so why?" Also tells deputies his escapades make for a "great story"
- Florida man so drunk he finds himself driving into a family's living room
- Drunk Florida man challenges police to a fight at the jail - Sebastian Daily
- Florida man doesn't drink while he's driving, just while at stop lights and stop signs
- Florida Man chugs a beer during a DUI stop
- Drunk Florida Man Who Brought Live Alligator On Beer Run Says He Doesn’t Recall It
- Florida Man forgets he brought an alligator into a beer fridge.
- Florida Man has to be told 'drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea'
- Florida Man tries trading live Alligator for Beer
- Drunk driving Florida Man had "breathalyzer" and "blow here" printed on his boxer shorts
- Florida woman calls 911 saying she has an emergency, tells cops who arrive to help her that she needs beer
- Florida Man steals painting of AT-ST, feels bad and returns it with a note saying he’s a fan of the movie and alcohol
- Florida Man Arrested for DUI had BAC of .316
- Intoxicated Florida man drinks milk out of roommate’s glass, resulting in eruption of pain and jail time.
- Drunken Florida Man lets iguana take wheel while he takes nap
- Florida Man Sucks Down 16 Vodkas & Eats One Chimichanga Over 8 1/2 Hours, Refuses To Pay Tab
- Florida Man may say it's all a big mistake but his mug shot says, "four times the BAC limit -- YEE HAW!!!"
- Florida man wearing Budweiser shirt gets DUI on golf cart.
- Florida man dials 911 to report his own drunk driving
- Judge: Florida woman unfit to care for horse after DUI while riding
- Florida man: Drunk driver gets arrested after mistaking a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell, according to sheriff
- Charge dropped against Florida man who made beer run with live gator
- How Journey’s undying ‘Don’t Stop Believin’‘ figured in a Florida man’s DUI arrest
- Florida brewery sells beer named after the notorious Florida Man
- Florida man — reportedly drunk, high and naked — starts house fire trying to bake cookies on George Foreman grill
- Reports: Drunk Florida Man Making Cookies Unaware He Started Fire Until First Responders Arrived
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
- Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
- Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving, Only at Stop Signs
- Florida man tells deputies he drank at stop signs, signals only
- Florida man takes live gator on beer run
- Deputy: Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop
- Florida man chugged a beer after being pulled over
- Florida man breaks into home, steals alcohol, falls asleep on couch
- Drunk Florida man yells 'come and get me' to deputies, is arrested
- WATCH: Florida man does cartwheel during sobriety test
- Florida Man Calls 911 To Report Himself Drunk Driving
- Florida Man Who Confused Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell and Ordered Burrito Is Arrested on Suspicion of DUI: Sheriff
- Sheriff: Florida man arrested for DUI had blood alcohol of .316
- Florida man charged with DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell
- Cops: Florida man assaults gas station cashier with hot dogs after being refused beer sale
- Florida Man armed with a live alligator chases people all over a convenience store, screaming: "Y'all ain't out of beer, are ya?".
- Florida Woman uses 12-Pack of PBR as weapon.
- Florida man charged with DUI on a lawnmower
- Florida man breaks into garage, drinks wine cooler and takes torch
- Florida Man gets drunk, steals Christmas decorations, puts them up in his yard
- Florida man makes his beer runs on a riding lawnmower.
- Florida Woman turns 100. Long life attributed to Irish whiskey and men.
- Florida man skips out on $6 bar tab, tells cops he's a 'sovereign citizen'
- Drunken Florida man sets scooter ablaze because he ‘got mad’ at it, cops say
- Drunk Florida man live streams his own police chase.
- Florida man runs into burning building to save 2 cans of beer
- Florida woman who said she drank wine at community pool arrested after wild ride in golf cart
- Florida man accused of driving drunk crashes car into new ‘don’t drink and drive’ police car
- Florida Man arrested on suspicion of DUI
- Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit
- Florida Woman live streams herself drunk driving, gets arrested.
- Florida woman swills vodka and throws spaghetti
- Florida man named Tiger busted for DUI
- Florida man breaks into home, fries chicken, drinks booze, gets caught
- Florida man shoplifter says he stole because he was buzzed
- Florida woman treats cops like her 'drinking buddy'
- Florida man says he has no name because of excessive tequila consumption.
- Mayor Florida Man gets drunk, crashes car into historical lake.
- Drunk Florida Woman Crashes; Tells Troopers "I'm Dead" to Avoid DUI
- Arsonist? No, Florida man was only taking a walk after 2 Xanax and 18 beers
- 'Extremely intoxicated' Florida Man breaks into post office, cuts open packages
- Drunken Florida woman found with handcuffs, guns after wrong-way crash on I-4
- Florida Man caught drinking in puddle faces drug charges (with FloridaMan mugshot)
- Florida man DUI driver says speech slurred because wisdom teeth pulled 20 years ago
- Florida Woman threatened with jail time for touching a cup of beer
- Florida man has "one too many Long Island Iced Teas" and crashes 72' $500,000 yacht into shore. Abandons yacht.
- Drunk "Houdini" Florida Woman escapes handcuffs and steals police car
- Florida Man and Florida Woman, brother and sister, each get a DUI.
- Fight over Florida man fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s
- Florida man who is an attorney that represents drunk driving victims arrested for DUI
- Florida Man goes on vacation to Puerto Rico. Gets drunk, crashes through fence, and drives on airport runway (link in Spanish)
- A Florida woman was arrested after live-streaming herself 'drunk driving'
- Florida man steals fire extinguisher, sprays patrons in bar
- Drunk Florida Woman can't find car so she calls 911 eight times.
- Florida Woman teacher fired for coming to class drunk, documents allege
- Florida Man Jailed After Reporting For Jury Duty Drunk, Takes Case To Supreme Court, Wins
- Florida man arrested for DUI after falling asleep in a drive thru before he can order his tacos
- Florida Woman throws a party to celebrate her end of probation and winds up being re-arrested
- Florida Man, who is also a cop, shows up too ‘wasted’ to accept award for DUI arrests from Mothers Against Drunk Driving
- Florida man drinks a beer while idling next to a cop
- Florida Man, who happens to be nationally recognized DUI lawyer, gets DUI
- Drunk Florida man steals $40,000 Mercedes by convincing the valet that it was his
- Florida man with blood alcohol level of .41 (.08 is the legal limit), drives wrong way on highway.
- Florida Woman Periscopes herself while drunk driving
- Florida Man Bud Light Driver Crashes a Full Truck of Beer Because of His Adorable Puppy
- Potato salad-throwing Florida Man to cops: 'I have been drinking and taking Xanax, what do you expect me to do?'
- Florida Man falls asleep after breaking into home and stealing chicken wings and beer
- Florida Woman charged with DUI 3 times in 6 days
- Cheers! That crazy 'Florida Man' parody is now a beer.
- Florida Man arrives by cab, drunk, to rob Tallahassee bank. Gets tased
- Florida man takes swig, presents old ticket as driver's license during DUI stop
- Drunk florida man on bicycle arrested for fighting cops after being denied drive-thru service at taco bell
- Florida man erects Festivus pole out of beer cans in Tallahassee's capitol building
- Drunk Florida man tasered by police at Legoland for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Informs detectives his name is 'pterodactyl'
- Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.
- Florida woman teacher arrested on DUI charge while driving to work
- florida man gives deputies a taco for ID while drunk in a taco bell drive through with his engine on fire.
- Florida man headed to rehab on JetBlue flight announces he's in the military and you can buy him drinks, gets drunk, disrupts flight, causes flight diversion
- Florida Man robs woman's house and drinks her beer. Gets caught because he fell asleep on her couch.
- Florida woman blames her 'big breasts' for failing sobriety test
- Florida woman calls 911 to report drunk people at a bar
- Florida Man Calls 911 Twice Within An Hour To Complain That His Neighbors Were Mean and Wouldn't Drink With Him
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