Real Florida Man headlines: Drugs
Drug stories are the backbone of the genre because they generate the best quotes. The suspect who insists the cocaine in his pocket is not his, the man who calls the police to report that his drugs were stolen, the driver who hands over a bag of meth instead of his licence - all real, all sourced below. We keep only the harmless-in-hindsight ones; anything involving overdoses or harm to others is filtered out.
40 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man pulled over on lawn mower busted for meth and weed
- Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
- Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tasers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another
- Florida Man Told Police Cocaine Found On Nose Wasn't His
- Cops say Florida man hid meth inside his ‘hot, fresh’ potato wedges
- Florida man tries to convince deputies cocaine on his nose isn't his, police say
- Florida man claimed cocaine on his nose ‘was not his,’ deputies say
- Meth Smoking Florida Man Attacks Mattress in Jealous Rage
- Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
- Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his
- Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids. They Were Actually Laxatives
- Florida man arrested for possession of laundry detergent — not heroin — among 11 freed after deputy allegedly faked drug tests
- South Florida Man Chews Deputy's Car Seat During Cocaine Arrest: Cops
- Police: Florida man says syringes found in rectum are not his, claims to not know how they got there
- Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest
- Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth: Police
- Florida Woman who burned down historic tree while smoking meth arrested again
- Florida woman named Crystal Methany arrested.
- These kids were picking up trash for Earth Day. Then they found Florida man's 22-pound bale of weed
- Mugshot goes viral after Florida man arrested on multiple drug charges
- Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
- Florida man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed, police say
- Mugshot of Florida man arrested for drug charges goes viral
- 30+ pounds of marijuana seized on Wyoming highway, Florida man arrested
- Florida man wants police to test his meth. They did — and then arrested him.
- Florida man caught with 103 pounds of marijuana gets time-served sentence
- Florida man arrested after asking sheriff's office to test his 'bad' meth after 'violent reaction'
- Florida Man Arrested After Calling Sheriff’s Office To Test His Drugs
- Florida man arrested, 500 pounds of marijuana seized in I-80 traffic stop
- Florida man arrested after asking deputies to test meth's quality, police say
- Police: Passed out Florida man arrested with 233 doses of oxycodone
- Florida man arrested with 1.5 million dollars worth of marijuana
- Florida man charged with possession of marijuana, brass knuckles
- Florida man arrested on drug charges after calling 911 to report people running through his home
- Florida Man's 'smart' refrigerator can't be fixed because it is too high tech and repairmen don't exist yet
- Florida Man who is a convicted felon honks horn at cops working an accident. Has numerous drugs and weapons in his car in plain sight.
- Florida Woman concerned about the meth she was smoking, so she took it to her doctor
- Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it "an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar"
- Florida man passes a joint to a cop while illegally parked in a handicapped spot with a gun in his car.
- Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
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