Real Florida Man headlines: Drugs
Drug stories are the backbone of the genre because they generate the best quotes. The suspect who insists the cocaine in his pocket is not his, the man who calls the police to report that his drugs were stolen, the driver who hands over a bag of meth instead of his licence - all real, all sourced below. We keep only the harmless-in-hindsight ones; anything involving overdoses or harm to others is filtered out.
332 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Florida man, 27, caught with 9 pounds of marijuana in traffic stop
- Florida man accused of having over 1 kilo of ‘Dark Web’ meth shipped to home
- Florida Man With 21 Prior Felony Convictions Arrested After Deputies Find Meth and Gun Beneath Car Seat
- United States: Florida Man Pleads Guilty to Illegal Opioid Distribution Conspiracy
- Eastern District of North Carolina | Florida Man Sentenced to Over 12 Years for Multi-State Drug Operation
- Florida man arrested after deputies find fentanyl, jewelry allegedly linked to July theft
- Florida Man Drives Into Gas Station Without License Plate, Leaves Facing Fentanyl Trafficking Charge
- Florida Man Faces Drug Charges Following I-81 Traffic Stop in Schuylkill County
- A Florida man sold hallucinogenic cacti and mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, gets arrested; police seiz
- Florida Man Allegedly Used Facebook Marketplace To Sell Homegrown Psychedelic Mushrooms, Peyote
- Florida Man On Probation Caught With Stolen E-Bike and Drugs in U-Haul Past Curfew
- Florida man who used Lafayette storage unit as drug stash sentenced to federal prison
- Florida man accused of selling peyote, mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, deputies say
- Florida Man’s Speeding Stop Gets Stranger After Deputies Find Meth and 11 Pounds of Berries
- Noseless Florida Man Accused of Drug Trafficking After Drug-Sniffing Dog Searched His Car
- Florida Man Arrested After Ordering a Kilo of Cocaine in the Mail
- Florida Woman rideshare passenger arrested after refusing to stop huffing nitrous oxide during her ride. She continued huffing after police showed up
- Florida woman dentist accused of using laughing gas on self while working on patients
- Florida Woman calls 911 over traffic ticket, deputies find 28 bags of fentanyl
- Deputies find marijuana, packaging materials, and Glock in 79-year-old Florida man's Corvette
- Florida man boasts he sells drugs 'all throughout' one of state's biggest cities. In slight misstep, he told this to police.
- Florida man calls 911, asks police to check if meth he bought from stranger is bath salts
- Florida Man and rapper Kodak Black arrested for drug trafficking after allegedly leaving his ID card directly next to the illegal drugs
- Florida man boat captain accused of selling kilos of cocaine found at sea
- Florida Man Arrested After Deputies Find More Than 4.6 Pounds of Cocaine Hidden in Vehicle
- Florida man arrested faces charges related to fentanyl, cocaine, pills
- Florida man pulled over on lawn mower busted for meth and weed
- YouTuber Florida Man Jack Doherty faces drug charges after arrest in Miami Beach
- Florida Man arrested for eating blueberries in Pensacola Walmart without paying is also charged with trafficking the 11 grams of fentanyl in his pocket
- Florida Man Banned from Disney World After Trying to Bring 'Wallet Full of Cocaine' into Magic Kingdom
- Florida man who is a deputy tried to sneak 60 MDMA pills onto cruise ship in Skittles bags: officials
- Florida man attempts to smuggle 26 kilos of weed wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper in luggage, gets busted by customs
- Florida man confused over stolen marijuana. "They can't arrest us for trafficking, we were parked"
- Florida man 'barking like a dog' for more than an hour in an auto parts store gets arrested for drug possession
- Florida Man deals drugs on a street corner and leads police on horseback on a chase. Florida Man is arrested after giving up 1/4 mile later
- Florida woman arrested after accidentally texting sheriff’s dept. instead of drug dealer
- Florida man trying to buy ‘crack’ on Craigslist arrested when undercover deputy answers ad: HCSO
- Florida woman arrested with drugs in bag labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs', deputies say
- Florida man snorts cocaine to hide evidence after fleeing traffic stop, troopers say
- Florida woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs'
- Florida man sues Publix, CVS, Costco; claims Adderall caused psychosis
- Florida Man allegedly claims to be 'Mr. Monopoly' with birthdate of 4/20/69 during arrest
- Florida Woman's 'Fraudulent Urine Sample' for Drug Court Was From a Dog: Cops
- Florida man busted after drugs camouflaged to resemble popular candies, such as KushKat and Almond Weed, found inside home: Deputies
- Florida Man busted with over 562 grams of various illegal substances tells troopers ‘Just take me to jail man’
- Florida man and plastic surgeon continues to practice despite two arrests for crystal meth
- Florida Man, aka “The Candy Man” busted for selling numerous drugs out of his mobile snack truck business
- Florida Man with brass knuckles and fentanyl arrested at Home Depot
- Florida Man Caught With Bag of Heroin Says Its Guatemalan Chili Powder
- Florida Man Finds 30-Pound Marijuana Bale Washed Up On Florida Beach.
- Unidentified Florida Man/Woman orders 6 gallons of "coma in a bottle" that gets stopped at customs
- Florida Man state trooper and Drug Enforcement Agency task force member arrested on drugs and weapons charges
- Florida Man hospitalized after mistaking three pounds of laundry detergent for cocaine
- Florida man college student studying to be a police officer arrested on drug charges
- Florida Man Who Smokes Oxycodone Arrested After Falling Asleep Behind Wheel In Intersection
- Florida Man, Detention Deputy Hillsborough County, Busted For Selling Edibles To Jail Inmates…
- Florida Woman Out On Bond For Fentanyl Trafficking, Arrested For Meth Trafficking
- 20-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested With Enough Fentanyl To Kill Over 4,000 People
- ‘Poisonous’ level of marijuana in caterer’s food derails Florida woman's wedding
- Florida Man And Florida Woman Arrested For Trafficking Meth, Found With 29 Firearms
- Florida woman school nurse arrested for allegedly stealing Adderall from students.
- Loitering Florida Man Tells The Cops He Is "Allowed To Carry Meth" Just Ask The FBI
- Orlando Florida Woman Who Laced A Wedding Lasagna With Weed Is Now Being Sued By A Guest For “Marijuana Poisoning”
- Florida Man Drops A 75-Pound Bag Of Cocaine Fell Out Of A Plane And Landed In The Middle Of A Florida Crime Watch Meeting.
- Amazon accidentally ships 65 pounds of weed to Florida Man
- 78-year-old South Florida woman says she was high after caught shoplifting from Saks
- "You again?" Deputy arrests repeat Florida Man offender during traffic stop, finds drugs in underwear, video shows
- Florida Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami.
- Florida Woman, Postal Worker Indicted For Distributing Cocaine From Her Mail Route
- Florida Man Just Leveled Up! Florida Circle K Gas Stations Will Start Selling Marijuana Next Year
- Florida Woman Booked Smuggling Fentanyl Into Jail After X-Ray Revealed "Anomaly"
- Florida Woman is behind bars on a felony narcotics charge after she allegedly approached a cop and asked, “Can you arrest me? I have drugs on me,”
- Florida Man and accomplice arrested for shipping 87 pounds of marijuana via UPS
- TARBORO: 36 pounds of pot found in Florida man’s luggage
- Florida Woman brings meth to sheriff's office work crew program
- ‘Aww man!’ Florida man tries hiding half a pound of meth under cop car, deputies say
- Florida Man’s traffic stop for 'extremely dark window tint' leads to chase, drugs, debit cards
- Florida Man accused of operating drug house at Largo pizza restaurant
- Florida man calls cops on intruders, arrested for possession of cocaine
- Florida Woman drugged man she met at bar, stole $40K Rolex, other items
- Florida Man Caught Smoking Meth Assures Cops, "It's Legal Now"
- All Methed Up: Florida Man Arrested Lurking In Neighborhood, Peeking Through Windows
- Florida man involved in bar fight, found with 4 grams of Fentanyl in Fort Walton Beach
- All Methed Up: Florida Man "Udder-ly" Confused In His Cow PJ's During Drug Bust
- Florida Man says he had ‘a little meth’ before going 100+ mph on Courtney Campbell…
- Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop With Enough Fentanyl To Kill 10,000 People
- Florida man AKA Sheriff of Franklin County, daughter is arrested on meth trafficking charges
- Florida Woman arrested for spiking the food at her wedding reception with weed.
- Florida Man Calls Cops to Come Over and Test if His Meth is Authentic
- Police arrest Florida man found with guns, drugs and a baby alligator during traffic stop
- Florida Man arrested after baby alligator, syringes of meth and guns allegedly found during Collier County traffic stop
- Florida man asks police to test meth for authenticity
- Florida Man calls 911 to ask if deputies can test if his meth is real
- Florida Man on Drugs Tried to Claim His Bag of Syringes Was "For Fishing"
- Florida Man And Woman Facing Drug Charges After Traffic Stop
- Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car
- Florida Man sheriff trolls dealers after finding 770 pounds of 'high grade marijuana - says 'wants to return to rightful owner'
- Cheating Florida Woman Hides In Dryer When Ex's Wife Comes Home. Runs Away When Found, But Arrested Later w/ Drugs.
- Florida man gets more than 22 years for trying to mail meth to his Fort Myers home
- Florida Man Loses His 'Grow House' After A Power Theft Investigation
- Florida Woman claims she has to poop when pulled over, comes back with crack pipe visible in bra
- Florida Man Robs Vetinarian for Ketamine in his Robe
- Florida man finds nearly 70 lbs. of cocaine floating off Florida Keys
- Florida man finds $1.5 million worth of cocaine washed ashore in Palm Beach
- Florida man arrested after NSP troopers find over 400 pounds of marijuana hidden in ATMs
- Deputies find drugs in Florida man’s hamburger during traffic stop
- Florida Man arrested for giving botox injections without a license while drinking Four Lokos.
- Florida Man operated unlicensed Botox clinic while pounding 4 Lokos
- Florida woman Botox nurse who preyed on elderly in phone scam found with 170 pounds of marijuana stuffed in suitcases in her bathroom
- Florida man man pulls out 'Dank Gummies' instead of ID for deputies
- Florida man School board fires Florida teacher for medical marijuana use
- Florida Man whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge
- Florida Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for misuse of 911, marijuana possession
- Florida man busted trying to board plane with 22 pounds of meth
- Florida woman with white powder under her nose arrested on drug charges in Salt Springs
- Florida Woman Blames Windy Day For Blowing Cocaine Into Her Purse
- Florida man to be released early after serving 31 years for nonviolent marijuana crime
- Florida Man finds $1.2 Million worth of coke while walking down the beach
- Florida Man who was longest-serving marijuana crimes inmate in US finally released from prison amid 90-year sentence
- Florida man, former state House candidate, arrested again on meth charges, shoplifting from Walmart
- Florida man tells cops he was gifted pants by passerby after drugs found in pockets
- 450-pound Florida man tries to hides marijuana from police by using his stomach fat
- Florida man wearing "COKE" shirt arrested for selling crack cocaine
- Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend
- Florida Man arrested for drug possession after cops find drugs in a bag labeled "Bag Full of Drugs"
- Florida man 'pulls over deputy,' gets arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine
- Florida Woman: First-grade teacher arrested for trying to buy meth while at school
- Hallucinating Florida man swings sledgehammer at 'demons,' damaging several homes, including his own
- Florida man who weighs 450lbs - hides marijuana in stomach fat
- Florida woman high on laughing gas arrested for smuggling bath salts into jail
- Florida man breaks into medical marijuana dispensary at exactly 4:20 a.m.
- Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
- Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tasers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another
- Florida Man arrested in St. Pete for handing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’
- Florida man leaves a bag at the Family Dollar with a bunch of dope, cash, and oh, his cell phone 😕
- Drug Trafficking Florida Man gets married in criminal court but wasn't allowed to kiss the bride
- Florida Man tries the ole “The wind must have blown the cocaine into my car officer” trick to no avail
- Florida Man Calls 911 to Say Roommate ‘Stole His Weed’
- Florida Man told to quit calling police about stolen marijuana
- Deputies arrest Florida man, woman after finding kilo of meth in Tide box
- Florida Man was smoking weed to get himself ready for the return of Jesus.
- Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return
- Florida Man lawyer who claimed marijuana was legal must pay arrested clients $370k
- Florida Man Tells Officers He Vapes THC To "Prepare Himself For The Return Of Jesus"
- Florida man arrested for drug possession while attempting to catch Pokemon
- Florida Woman Named “Crystal Methvin” Arrested for Possession of Crystal Meth
- Florida man claimed 3lbs of meth, police found, was not for human consumption but for “filtering pools”.
- Florida Man Gets Busted for Drugs Because He Was Playing Pokemon GO at 2AM
- Florida man took cocaine and ate puffer fish liver, ended up in intensive care
- Florida woman charged with felony possession after claiming Florida wind blew cocaine and marijuana into her purse. Florida wind unavailable for comment.
- Uhhh.... 3/4 headed Florida man arrested for drug bust
- Florida Man wearing a t-shirt that had "coke" printed on it arrested after being caught selling cocaine.
- Florida Man, 23, Arrested After Cop Finds Marijuana Stash In His Bob Marley Backpack
- Florida Man Arrested After Inviting Police Officer to Smoke a Bowl With Him
- Florida man brings drugs to a drug bust, gets himself busted
- Florida Man on Meth Fights Mattress because man "hiding inside"
- Florida Woman Lottery Winner of $1 Million Dollars Arrested in a Major Drug Bust
- Florida man arrested after inviting deputies to see pot plant
- Florida man steals log splitters and wood chippers, asks people to sell them for him on Facebook in exchange for drugs
- Florida Man Arrested After He Attempted to Pay for His McDonald's Order With Weed
- Florida man with cocaine on nose tells deputies it's not his, officials say
- Police: Florida man thought he was stealing drugs, not laxatives
- Florida woman named Crystal arrested for crystal meth trafficking
- My Florida Man birthday result: Florida Man goes fishing and reels in a brick of weed
- Florida man arrested after his own surveillance cameras recorded him dealing drugs
- Florida man thought he was stealing opioids but instead got laxatives, police say
- Florida man accused of trafficking cocaine to Ohio inside boxes of Lunchables
- A smoke cloud in the area leads Florida man to ask cop: ‘Did you find all my pot?’
- Florida man spends 41 days in jail for heroin, turns out to be detergent
- Florida man cop fired after saying sand and headache medication was narcotics
- Florida Man Caught Using Heroin..in Police Bathroom
- Florida Man finds 60 pounds of cocaine in the ocean
- Florida Man Told Police Cocaine Found On Nose Wasn't His
- Cops say Florida man hid meth inside his ‘hot, fresh’ potato wedges
- Florida man tries to convince deputies cocaine on his nose isn't his, police say
- Florida man claimed cocaine on his nose ‘was not his,’ deputies say
- Meth Smoking Florida Man Attacks Mattress in Jealous Rage
- Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
- Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his
- Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids. They Were Actually Laxatives
- Florida man arrested for possession of laundry detergent — not heroin — among 11 freed after deputy allegedly faked drug tests
- South Florida Man Chews Deputy's Car Seat During Cocaine Arrest: Cops
- Police: Florida man says syringes found in rectum are not his, claims to not know how they got there
- Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest
- Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth: Police
- Florida Woman who burned down historic tree while smoking meth arrested again
- Florida woman named Crystal Methany arrested.
- These kids were picking up trash for Earth Day. Then they found Florida man's 22-pound bale of weed
- Florida Man 'With Pink Eye’ Tries to Use Pot to Pay for McDonald's Drive-thru Fast Food, Gets Arrested
- Florida man tries to buy gas station hot dog with weed
- Florida man found with over 90 grams of oxycodone in ice cream carton
- Florida woman worried about meth she’s smoking asks doctor to test it
- Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into purse
- Florida woman gets 17 years for dealing drugs at Steak 'n Shake
- Florida man keeps marijuana in his Bible
- Florida man stole underwear from Walmart, tried to sneak bath salts into jail
- Florida man commutes on I-95 in his undies while smoking pot
- Entrepreneurial Florida Man and his wife built a drive-thru window into their trailer... to sell fentanyl.
- Florida Man Arrested After Calling Police To Have His Drugs Tested
- Florida woman with no license, but plenty of marijuana, crashes into sheriff's patrol car at the jail
- Florida man found with cocaine hidden in his hair
- Florida man asks state trooper if he can leave the scene of an accident to get more meth
- Florida Man asks to leave crash scene to get more meth
- Florida woman, 26, tells police cocaine they found in her bag must have 'flown in through the window'
- Judge Says Florida Man Can Grow His Own Medical Marijuana
- Florida man, attorney at law, told by judge: 'I am very concerned that you have conducted this trial high'
- Florida Man who is an attorney, and fellow Florida Man who was a cop, arrested for cocaine trafficking
- Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
- Florida man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed, police say
- Mugshot of Florida man arrested for drug charges goes viral
- 30+ pounds of marijuana seized on Wyoming highway, Florida man arrested
- Florida man wants police to test his meth. They did — and then arrested him.
- Florida man caught with 103 pounds of marijuana gets time-served sentence
- Florida man arrested after asking sheriff's office to test his 'bad' meth after 'violent reaction'
- Florida Man Arrested After Calling Sheriff’s Office To Test His Drugs
- Florida man arrested, 500 pounds of marijuana seized in I-80 traffic stop
- Florida man arrested after asking deputies to test meth's quality, police say
- Police: Passed out Florida man arrested with 233 doses of oxycodone
- Florida man arrested with 1.5 million dollars worth of marijuana
- Florida man charged with possession of marijuana, brass knuckles
- Florida man arrested on drug charges after calling 911 to report people running through his home
- Florida Man's 'smart' refrigerator can't be fixed because it is too high tech and repairmen don't exist yet
- Florida Man who is a convicted felon honks horn at cops working an accident. Has numerous drugs and weapons in his car in plain sight.
- Florida Woman concerned about the meth she was smoking, so she took it to her doctor
- Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it "an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar"
- Florida man who marooned himself on fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans
- Crafty Florida man tries to get his weed past court security.
- Florida man rescued in lake after taking Molly and stealing swan boat
- Florida woman tells officer she smokes meth to 'stay awake'
- Florida man and woman receive marijuana in Amazon order
- Florida man high on meth climbs onto strangers roof to howl, tells police he was waiting for a meeting with a DEA agent
- Florida man asks cops to smoke a joint with him.
- Florida man and woman convinced of home invasion; authorities say it's drug-induced hallucination
- Florida man with load of drugs in pants says trousers were borrowed
- Florida man attempts to buy Dunkin' Donuts with drugs.
- Florida man says 'greed' kept him selling drugs while police watched
- Florida Man texts the wrong number & accidentally sets up to sell marijuana to a police officer.
- Florida woman high on meth cruising her Harley motorcycle on the highway
- Florida Woman Does Coke in Car-Line
- Florida Man goes to Washington, tries "new drug" in the woods, steals cereal, ends up hogtied on the side of the road.
- Florida man gets pulled over for a broken headlight, leads to 14 arrests, 66 felony charges, and 341 grams of meth
- Florida man gets cocaine stolen, calls police
- Florida woman with drugs in bra buys methamphetamine at a yard sale.
- Florida Man sets up Meth Lab and Golf Cart Chop Shop in Retirement Village Community Garage
- Florida man has dog trainers license revoked after greyhounds test positive for cocaine
- Florida Man Sniffs 9 Cans Of 'Dust-Off' Canned Air
- Florida Man caught selling drugs online through Dark Web.
- Florida Man Miami ‘Joker’ lookalike busted again — this time for pot
- Florida man walks up to unmarked cop car, snorts cocaine during wildfire evacuation because Florida
- Florida man calls 911 to say he’s ‘very high’
- Florida man calls police after break in, cops then discover grow house
- An 11-pound 'blunt' washed up on Florida Man Beach last weekend
- Florida man who looks like Santa Claus arrested on drug charges
- Florida woman who sold her couch now wants it back because she left marijuana in it.
- Florida man day care owner is arrested for buying meth instead of paying his employees
- Florida Man smuggles drugs, fakes death, and becomes an environmentalist in Australia.
- Florida Man on Flakka
- Florida Man, "CEO of Purple Drank", says he didn't illegally possess cough syrup
- Florida man passes a joint to a cop while illegally parked in a handicapped spot with a gun in his car.
- Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
- Florida man catches kilo of cocaine while fishing off Miami Shore
- Pantsless Florida Man steals luggage cart at airport, warns spectators "Don't do crystal meth"
- Hip-Hop Florida Man steals drugs to make sizzurp, and sells it on Instagram
- Arsonist? No, Florida man was only taking a walk after 2 Xanax and 18 beers
- Florida Man, who was arrested for possession of meth, has a tattoo of Florida on his face, which is backwards
- Florida Man dressed as Santa arrested on drug charges
- Florida Man named Bamboo Flute arrested for drug possession.
- White powder in belly button gives away Florida Man as drug user.
- Florida Man uses son's urine to try and pass drug test
- Florida Man tells police he uses cocaine "for energy at work"
- Florida woman tries selling drugs at McDonald's drive thru
- Florida Man caught drinking in puddle faces drug charges (with FloridaMan mugshot)
- Florida Man (inmate) charged with eating meth-laced drawings
- Florida Man caught with Breaking Bad style mobile meth lab in Walmart parking lot
- Florida Man Arrested After Nearly 200 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Vehicle
- Florida Man arrested when Florida cops mistake Krispy Kreme donut glaze for meth
- Florida man with broken arm makes room in cast for crack cocaine
- Florida Man sporting a full beard on only half his face is arrested for selling pot on 4/20
- Ex-con Florida man on skateboard pulled by dog is busted for heroin and cocaine
- Florida Man's use of synthetic drugs turning the state into a scene from "The Walking Dead"
- Florida man steals $1600 puppy, trades it for crack
- Florida man hears helicopter, calls 911 to turn himself in for growing pot
- Florida Woman who happens to be a high school chemistry teacher arrested on meth charges
- Florida Man loses bong and bomb squad retrieves it for him
- Florida Man puts crack cocaine on his chicken sandwich
- Florida Woman dials 911 to complain about her drug dealer not giving her the amount of weed she paid for.
- Florida Man Trying to Buy Weed Accidentally Texts Narcotics Captain
- Florida man is rear ended by officer and then charged with DUI, marijuana possession, and refusing DUI blood test.
- Florida Woman Makes Up Cop Story to Cover Bad Drug Deal
- Florida Man goes fishing, catches 50 pounds of cocaine
- Florida Man tells police bag of synthetic pot in his car is "yard clippings"
- Florida woman puts out a tweet for weed... Sheriff responded & asks to meet up
- Florida Man calls 911 when his house got struck by lightning. Got arrested for having a grow house.
- Potato salad-throwing Florida Man to cops: 'I have been drinking and taking Xanax, what do you expect me to do?'
- Florida man wearing 'I have drugs' T-shirt arrested on drug possession charges, police say
- Florida Man Tased after Taking LSD and Pulling Fire Alarm in College Library
- Florida man creates sign for fake drug checkpoint ahead. Arrests drivers for throwing drugs out window.
- Florida Woman attempts to use Gatorade in drug test.
- Florida Man caught on video surfing on moving cars while high
- Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check [ft. bath salts and ninja stars]
- Florida man lists drug dealer as occupation on arrest report
- Jury acquits Florida man who claimed pot was medicinal
- Florida Woman asks to take "weed" on police ride-along...
- Florida Man tosses bag of cocaine out of moving car, lands on hood of police cruiser
- Florida Man tells cops he was growing weed to practice so that when marijuana is legalized he can open a business
- Florida Man Tells Police His Car Was Swerving Because He Was Rolling A Blunt
- Florida Man in “No, Seriously, I Have Drugs” T-Shirt Arrested for Possession
- Florida Man who Endorsed Drug Testing for Food Stamp Recipients Busted on Cocaine Charge
- Florida man accused of making meth in public bathroom
- Florida Man accidentally pocket dials 911 while cooking meth
- Florida man arrested for having active meth lab in pants
- Florida Man throws cocaine out of car window with police car behind him with lights and siren on.
- Adventurous Florida Man gets stoned, breaks into school, steals Fruit Loops
- Confused Florida Man says he thought Hydrocodone was Ibuprofen, tells cops a fat woman gave him the pill
- Florida Man tries selling marijuana to uniformed police officers.
- Florida Man with last name 'Cocaine' arrested for drug possession
- Florida man arrested with 350 lbs of marijuana after Orange County chase
- Florida Man arrested in Georgia on drug charges crawls through the partition in patrol car; steals cruiser while handcuffed
- 450-Pound Florida Man Hid Marijuana in Stomach Fat
- Florida Man Charged With Picking Magic Mushrooms While Carrying An Alligator
- Florida Man needed money for drugs, robs store armed with a rock, store manager fights him off with a stick
- Florida Man blockades self in Florida Capitol building, demands weed, 666 donuts, $100 of Chinese food and a phone call with Ice Cube (X-post from r/TIL)
- Florida Man celebrates successful bicycle theft by toking up and taking a nap in the bean bag chairs at Walmart
- Florida Man Charged With Failure To Release An Undersized Food Fish, Meth Possession
- Florida Man posts drug dealing selfie online, gets arrested
- Officer: "You dropped your cigarettes." Florida Man: "I don't smoke cigarettes, I smoke weed."
- Florida Man arrested for smoking pot in maternity ward.
- Creative Florida Man invents machine that makes marijuana butter.
- Florida Man attempts to pay his water bill with crack cocaine
- Florida Man Arrested for Growing Marijuana, Stealing Monkeys
- Florida Man Calls 911 Eighty Times To Demand Kool-Aid, Hamburgers and Weed
- Florida man said police weighed his cocaine wrong
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