Real Florida Man headlines: Animals
Beyond alligators, Florida's cast includes iguanas that fall out of trees when it gets cold, bears in hot tubs, pythons in the Everglades, monkeys with herpes and an unreasonable number of emotional-support species on airplanes. Add a large population of people who own exotic pets and you get a steady supply of stories in which the animal is usually the more sensible party.
44 verified headlines, newest first. Each one links to the article that reported it; the percentage shows how many players believed it when it appeared in the game against a fake.
- Blade-wielding ‘gangster-ass’ crab tries attacking Florida man and his dog: shocking video
- Florida Man Found Naked in Chicken Coop After Crashing Car, Evading Police
- Florida man bitten by python hiding in toilet
- Florida Man Hikes 1,100 Miles Across Florida With His Blind Dog
- Florida man threatens to bring terror with an army of turtles
- Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites South Florida Man
- Florida Man Poses As FBI Agent, Dumps Live Catfish On Homeowner's Driveway
- Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm
- Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt
- Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles, Police Say
- Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
- Florida man threatens that his army of turtles will destroy us, police say
- Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
- Florida man discovers large snake inside hood of Cadillac
- Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
- Florida man discovers snake inside hood of his Cadillac
- Naked Florida man discovered eating ramen in restaurant, as police searched for a different burglar that ate chicken wings.
- Florida woman running for mayor of her city as 'Sea Turtle' so that she can put a turtle in office 'to give nature a voice'
- After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours
- Florida man jumps into crocodile pit at alligator farm
- Florida man catches record-setting 17-foot python
- Florida man uses fake ID, steals $41K in dental implants, $10K for French bulldog
- Florida man runs around store waving live alligator
- Florida man catches tuna as big as a bear
- Florida man hauls in 1,000-pound gator on Lake Okeechobee
- Drones assist in search for missing kangaroo after escape from Florida man's wildlife sanctuary
- Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters
- Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
- Florida man takes live gator on beer run
- Missing zoo animals found in Florida man's apartment
- Monkey in diaper found clinging to Florida man in stolen car, police say
- Deputies remove Florida man from stolen vehicle with a monkey clinging to his body
- Florida man accused of trying to take Gopher tortoises he wanted to eat from state park
- Florida man gets the bird he lost in South Carolina nearly 2 years ago
- Florida man finds alligator outside his home, decides to wrestle it
- Florida man’s latest worry: Killer herpes from wild monkeys
- Florida man saves young girl from vicious dog attack
- Florida man possibly bitten by pygmy rattlesnake
- Florida man reunites with pet cat lost 14 years ago
- Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool
- Police: Florida man arrested while trying to collect ransom for missing dog
- Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it "an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar"
- Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head
- Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
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